Showing posts with label puppy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puppy. Show all posts

Sunday, September 6, 2015

A Random Mess Of Thoughts

9.6.15

Life

I've had a few life facts reaffirmed this week and learned a few new ones. In no particular order, here they are.


  • Never go into Hucks without your phone camera. You WILL see the raddest mullet ever and you will immediately want to ask Joe Dirt for his autograph. You will also see free pizza samples sitting right out in the open at about butt level 3 feet away from the register and 6 feet away from the door. I'm not a germ-a-phobe, but something about that just looked unsanitary.
  • Whoever prices things at Murray Goodwill is nuts. I have a project list of things that I am searching for so I routinely run through Goodwill and Angels Attic. I never find things at Goodwill. Scratch that, I never buy things at Goodwill. Wal-Mart is right across the road and is cheaper. 
  • Don't try to mop when the dog is in the house. No explanation needed.




  • You can use fish food as plant fertilizer? (not sure if this is a fact, thus the question mark) Sometimes my brain makes a lot of random leaps and connections and this one may be pushing it. I was looking at my sad little houseplants wondering how to make them happy. I was also thinking about lunch. Then I remembered that fish meal can be used as a plant fertilizer. Which made me think that I could pour my canned tuna water into the plant. Then I remembered the shrimp pellets I accidentally bought for my Beta fish. They don't float, so he won't eat them. Hmmmm...they make Miracle Grow pellets that you sprinkle on the soil. Why can't I sprinkle these pellets on the soil?? I did it. I'll let you know what happens. 
  • When you decide to use fish food pellets as plant fertilizer, the dog thinks they are treats and digs the soil out to get to them. 

I got a Tupperware box yesterday! Here's the super exciting unboxing! Lol, really, don't get your hopes up. It's not that exciting. Ok, it's not exciting at all. But I'm in my jammies and look wretched so it might be worth watching just for the laugh value.





Training

Yesterday I got to compete in my first CrossFit Competition since February! Super City CrossFit hosted the second annual Battle of the Boxes Team event in Metropolis, Il. We won last year so we were hoping for a repeat and WE DID IT!

Yesterday was special because it we had so many athletes interested in competing we had to take two teams! 12 athletes represented CFM in a fun, hard day of competition and 3 of those had never competed before so we were excited for them to experience it! Each team had 3 guys and 3 girls.

The first event was 15 minutes to establish a max deadlift, a max bench press and a max clean. The girls on my team and I are all really close in abilities so we were able to execute this event according to our plan almost flawlessly! Shout out to Lindsey for her 140# bench!! The boys did amazing as well and our team won event 1!

The next event for us was 5 minute WOD where we had to push a weighted sled (115# I think) in 100 ft increments as a relay for distance. I pushed it 100 ft, then Meg  pushed it 100 ft back, then Lin, etc. This event about did me in. First, I don't have a lot of muscle endurance yet since I just started back to CrossFit. Second, it was 100 billion degrees in blazing sun and on asphalt and I don't sweat. I just get really hot and overheat. I survived it and we won that event, but it took me a good 30-40 minutes to get my head back on straight!

For our third event I have to give props to my partner, BJ. We had to do thrusters and bar muscle ups. He was a machine on that pull up bar! His hands ripped and he was hurting, but he kept going strong! This was the only event we didn't win yesterday and we lost it by ONE SECOND! I remember on my last muscle up staring at the bar convincing myself that I could do it. Dang. There was that second we needed!

The last event of the day was Triple 3. The boys competed as a unit and the girls competed as a unit. Each unit had to row 3000 meters, do 300 double unders and run one mile. Megan was worried about her double unders but she rocked them LIKE A BOSS!! And when those girls took off running, they were on fire! As for me.....

I am not a great runner. I enjoy sprints, but anything over 400 meters is just gross in my opinion! But, I've been working on it and was feeling fairly confident going into the 1 mile run. I had a plan and I had a playlist. As I took off out the door into the blazing heat, I was surprised when J came up running beside me. He was coaching, not competing, so I thought he was just running out to give me a few words of encouragement. But no. He ran the entire mile with me!

My calves cramped up and my shins started hurting about 1/3 of a mile in. J was encouraging me, but I couldn't hear him because of my head phones. Apparently everybody else could hear us though!

J- Land on your heels! Stretch out your stride! You are doing fine!
A- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

J- Don't let anybody else pass you! You are almost there!
A- I DON'T CARE!
J- MOVE YOUR ASS!!
A- (me hauling ass the last 300 meters)

Hahahahahaha! I'm not sure my time, but that was probably my best/worst mile. I had to walk a lot and I yelled at my husband (and he yelled at me) and I cried, but I made it in the door fourth. Even though I'm a terrible athlete mentally sometimes, I am proud that my husband is my coach and knows when to baby me and when to push me.

And even though I was writhing on the floor and making sounds reminiscent of a dying animal at the end of that event, our team won it as well! So close to a sweep!

If you've never been a part of a CrossFit competition, you should go sometime just to watch. The community and support that everybody brings is amazing! And my favorite is the women.

Nowhere else have I ever seen women come together and cheer each other on like they do at a CF comp. Even if they are on different teams, it doesn't matter. In CF, we love strong women. We love building each other up. We love seeing each other do things we didn't know we could do. If all women acted like CF women at a comp, a lot of cattiness and drama would go away.


Best Thing I've Came Across Lately

Teaching middle school for 14 years put me in a position to know and work with young people dealing with depression and suicidal thoughts. Having a college aged daughter with friends suffering the same issues has shown me we have to look at new ways to help them. They suffer and think they are alone because they just can't see anything beyond the present situation. Those of us that are older and know that hard times pass just can't convey that to them because the concept of a future that is better is almost impossible for them to envision. I came across this article by Tim Ferriss and I think it is a profound piece on the subject. Please share it with anyone you know that is struggling.

Another ingenious thing about this article? The hyper link reads this

http://fourhourworkweek.com/2015/05/06/how-to-commit-suicide/

Why does it say "how to commit suicide" at the end? So that if someone searches that phrase they will be presented with this article. And because it's Tim Ferriss, this will show up at the top of Google searches. Love it.

Talk back

What life facts have you learned lately?
Could you have your spouse as your coach?
What do you think about the Ferriss article?

Stay Strong Y'all!

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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

I lift in one week!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!

8.5.15 
BW 52.8


Life
I'm doing great with my goals! I got up and drank my coffee on the porch while reading a book. A real book, not an e-book! What?!?! I was not nearly as anxious as I was yesterday because I'm learning that if  there were it a true emergency that needed my attention, it wouldn't be in my email or on Facebook! I also did about 20 minutes of stretching last night before bed so I'm rocking on that goal as well.

Speaking of anxiety, here's my latest "Aha!" moment.  I'm slowly learning to feel my feelings and name them appropriately. A lot of times I think in my head, "Oh, I'm so anxious today" when really what I'm feeling is excitement. I always wake up with a ton of ideas and things I want to do and accomplish and I get a little stress in my stomach. I've been calling it anxiety. I'm now consciously realizing (and deciding) that it's really more of  an excitement about the prospects and possibilities of the day! J has long talked about that nervous feeling riders get on the line waiting for a race to start. The adrenaline starts pumping and nerves are twitching. I would call that anxiety, but he said it is more of your body revving up and getting ready for something amazing to happen!

I've been reading The Secret by Rhonda Byrne very slowly so that I can really take my time and let it sink in. The framework is basically this, whatever you think, you will feel and whatever you feel is what's going to happen. Think about that in the scenario above. 

If I think I'm anxious, I will feel anxiety which will bring me more anxiety and more anxiety producing situations. 

If I think I'm excited, I will feel excited which will bring me more things to be excited about.

Notice the positive connotation of excitement vs anxious! I like exciting things!

What emotion and feelings do you need to ponder over and possibly rename?


Training

Warm up #1 yoga



Warm up #2 chase Eleiko
In the ten general skills of CrossFit, I think it is safe to say I'm lacking agility and coordination!

Clean and jerks weren't my friends today and I really struggled with hitting my percents. I think my CNS is trashed and waving a white flag! Overhead squats were awesome though, so that's a positive. And I love jerk recoveries so I ended my training day on a high note!

100 kg jerk recoveries! What what!


Best thing I came across today:




Do you know what the numbers besides each book and author above represent? Those are the number of publishers that rejected the book before it was finally printed. 

It's hard not to wonder how many would-be masterpieces have never seen the light of day because the creators were so discouraged by the rejections and negative opinions and stopped trying. 
Rejection is human, is an opinion, and has a number. If I viewed other people's opinions as the main judgement of merit- which is what I was doing when I took every rejection to heart- then my life would be a miserable mess. I'd be basing my self-worth, and even the course of my life, on the whims and judgments of other people. 
          -Jia Jiang, Rejection Proof

Many times in life we face rejection and we take it personal. But rejection is not a reflection of you, it's reflection of the person who is giving the rejections and their beliefs, attitudes, moods and opinions. Don't let one or one hundred rejections stop you from achieving your dreams!



Stay strong y'all!

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Sunday, April 5, 2015

Hot dog jerky puppy treats!



If you haven't noticed, the title of this blog implies that you are going to get random posts and today is one of those. Eleiko has some allergies and we are trying to reduce the number of carbs in his diet. More proteins and healthy fats, less grains. But have you ever tried to find carb free dog treats? Ummm....can you say expensive?! 

So redneck treats it is! Hot dog jerky baby! Yes, I know hot dogs aren't healthy, but they don't have "enriched flour" as the first ingredient so it's an improvement. I mean, he eats dead birds, so hot dogs can't be much worse! 

I bought the el cheap I hot dogs at 98 cents and then sliced them in half.


 Using my handy dandy egg slicer gave me perfect hot dog coins (genius, I know).



Then I put them in the oven at 250 for an hour and a half. The Google says you can microwave them as well, but somehow, that feels like cheating. I am a serious chef here.


Let me tell you, he LOVES them. Doggy training has improved greatly because he knows I have yummy treats in my pocket!
 They even got him to pose for this picture! But because I was dangling treats it seems I couldn't hold the camera still, smh. 

Stay strong y'all! 

Monday, October 13, 2014

Confused and unable to understand

About 4 months ago a cute little puppy found us. We had zero intentions of having a dog, but he was so cute. So we have a dog, and he's great. The problem, he's a mutt. Tell someone your dog is a mutt and they just can't comprehend. Labradoodle? They get. Chorkie? They get. Mutt? Not so much.
So I'm fixing this problem, here we go.

Pre Today Conversation related to E's Heritage

Random Person- Oh, he's so cute! What is he?
Me- Oh, he's just a mutt.
Random Person- (Confused look on face, unable to comprehend the term mutt)
Me- (annoyed)

Today and Future Conversations related to E's Heritage

Random Person- Oh, he's so cute! What is he?
Me- Oh, thank you! He's a German Boxador Hound Shepherd
Random Person- (Confused look on face, unable to comprehend the designer breed)
Me- (entertained)